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TESTING: "AMAZING" Body-Lotion-Gel-Cream-Idon'tevenknow.
Nivea My Sihouette! Body Gel-Cream. So I saw the commercials. And the magazine ads. And I’m not one to fall for the “make your body look amazing with just using this amazing product!” deal that some companies have going on. Been there, done that. (see: time in 10th grade where I took too many diet pills and had a racing heart and broke out in hives for an entire day) But this seemed different. It wasn’t making me skinnier. In fact, it’s whole purpose is for after you undergo a weight change. Sure, it says “slim and reshape” but I’m thinking this is mostly Nivea trying to rope in a few people. It’s purpose is to making the skin around the legs, thighs, butt, waist and stomach more firm, toned and elastic. It’s main ingredients are White Tea extract and Anise extract which…do something, obviously. (er, hopefully) You use it 1-2 times a day, just like regular lotion: massaging the areas that you want improvement on. I’ve decided to try it on my lower body. First noticeable effects happen around the 4 week mark. Plus, if all of this didn’t turn you on to it: look at that packaging. goddamn, that woman looks happy. She’s jumping all over the place with her newly-toned-thanks-to-nivea legs. I’ll keep ya’ll updated, I guess…
